Tuesday, September 28, 2010

Super Heroes (from myspace group)

The crazy Tyme-traveling Guard East (Guard Tyme-traveling, Guard of Tyme-traveling)
Power(s): Elasticity, Flight, Ice generation
Source of powers: Solar mutant
Weapon(s): Tyme-traveling Zip Gun(s)
Transportation: Guard Car(s)


BETHANY:
The bewildering Mynd Rage (Mynd-Rage, Myndrage, Rage Mynd, Rage-Mynd, Ragemynd)
Power(s): Empathy
Source of powers: Psychic
Weapon: Wind Hatchet
Transportation: Micropony

DANNY:
The philosophical Lite Vizion (Lite-Vizion, Litevizion, Vizion Lite, Vizion-Lite, Vizionlite)
Power(s): Seventh sense, Cold generation, sarcasm
Source of powers: Meditation
Weapon: Fungal Venom
Transportation: War Sleigh

JULIA:
The stupendous Femme Knite (Femme-Knite, Femmeknite, Knite Femme, Knite-Femme, Knitefemme)
Power(s): Instant language understanding
Source of powers: Home study course
Weapon: word tank/ denshi Jishou (language dictionary), throws rocks
Transportation: Time Llama

KRYSTINA:
The superlative Princess Bullet (Princess-Bullet, Princessbullet, Bullet Princess, Bullet-Princess, Bulletprincess)
Power(s): Laser vision, Weather control, Plant control
Source of powers: Solar
Weapon: Plasma Spitballs
Transportation: Dream 4x4 (logs)

ENEMIES!!!
The psychotic Beta Legion of Australia (Legion Beta, Legion of Beta)
Power(s): Telescopic vision, Enhanced senses
Source of powers: Super-goobersWeapon(s): Caustic Katana(s)
Transportation: Sub-rainbow(s)

HAFFA:
The hideous Bearded Monkey
Power(s): Mind manipulation
Source of powers: Lack of Personality
Weapon: NPR
Transportation: Radio Waves

JOPLIN:
The unethical Squeaky Shoes
Power(s): Super Boredom, Eats Babies
Source of powers: Funny Accent
Weapon: Pointless Essays, Desert Solitaire, Bad Jokes
Transportation: row (roll) boat.

THE WALL:
The Wall that is. The Existential Wall.
Powers: really, really hard. Ability to move/run. Causes cancer.
Source of power: Concrete, rebar, the llaw
Weapon: rocks. Kicking feet. Graffiti
Transportation: continental drift, some running, luck.

REST CANCER:
Steve and Joe-bob III. Fredrick
Powers: kill people, lethargy,
Source of Powers: on weed., not moving., Grumpyiness.
Weapon: not needed~ it is as it is. Lava lamps
Transportation. Ev!l (sinister T.) Snail, Ev!l (terrible snapping) turtle.

ROUND ONE
Danny VS Rest Cancer
Julia VS The Wall
Bethany VS Haffa
Krystina VS Joplin

ROUND TWO
Danny VS Joplin (slinky)
Bethany VS Rest Cancer
Krystina VS The Wall
Julia VS Haffa
ROUND THREE
Danny VS The Wall
Bethany VS Joplin
Julia VS Rest cancer
Krystina VS Haffa

ROUND FOUR
Danny VS Haffa
Bethany VS the Wall
Julia VS Joplin
Krystina VS Rest cancer.

2 comments:

  1. Man, I forgot how detailed this all was. Does anyone remember how we even decided to do this? Or where we got the idea?

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  2. There was some kind of super hero generator thing and we did it for all of us.
    Then we started changing everything- especially with the villains. :D

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